TRUMP WHOOPIE CUSHION — THE HISTORICALLY HILARIOUS COLLECTIBLE YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED! 

Introducing the most presidential flatulence device in American history. This Trump Whoopie Cushion isn’t just a gag gift—it’s a piece of political memorabilia, a future collectible, and quite possibly the loudest statement you can make without saying a word.

Crafted with luxury-grade air technology (aka, it toots), this cushion delivers a sound so majestic, it should probably have its own Secret Service detail. Place it on any chair and behold the glorious fanfare of democracy doing what democracy does best: making noise.

Perfect for pranksters, collectors, historians, satirists, and anyone who has ever said, “Politics stinks.” And hey—if you’re hunting for the ultimate stocking stuffer for your annoying MAGA uncle, congratulations. You’ve found it. He’ll either laugh, cry, or declare it “fake news”—all of which are worth the twelve bucks.

Get one now while they’re still legal—tomorrow it might be declared a national security threat.

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(USA only, sorry.)